So I was having supper with my mum and my grandparents (on my mother’s side) and the three of them were talking about books. Mainly books that I hadn’t read myself, and books that by the sound of them I wouldn’t read. Anyhoo, my grandad started saying,
"I was reading an excellent book the other day by a Turkish author", but right after he said Turkish I blurted out "Gamehen?"
There was silence at the table. They looked at me and I looked at them. Then I started laughing really really hard, probably because I had just consumed a litre of vanilla custard but idk…..
sexual orientation: angry
No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did.
that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.
IM FUCKGIN CRYING
i feel very inappropriate when i’m next to someone and i’m just thinking
Don’t get that in your eyes, lady.