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Piper and Techie
George.
19 now, jfc.
Dating the most wonderful girl :3
German-English-Australian mix.
I play the bagpipes, I study and work in technical theatre, I do quite a bit of traveling, I live in Adelaide, South Australia :)


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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

1 hour ago on April 25th, 2014 | J | 110,916 notes

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

1 hour ago on April 25th, 2014 | J | 113,032 notes

alilnugget:

Wow the nerve these moms have… Taking their children to the park.. I’m trying to smoke drugs here god

1 hour ago on April 25th, 2014 | J | 76,003 notes
509,795 plays

1 hour ago on April 25th, 2014 | J | 89,227 notes
1 hour ago on April 25th, 2014 | J | 36,099 notes

Thinking social anxiety is cute is like saying:

askingpreciado:

convertingtolight:

Excessive sweating is cute.
Dry mouth is cute.
Physically shaking is cute.
Blacking out is cute.
Nausea is cute.
Heart palpitations are cute.
Chest pain is cute.
Shallow breathing is cute.
Hot flushes are cute.
Forgetting how to talk is cute.
Humiliating yourself is cute.

It’s not adorable little shy giggly girls with pretty skirts & flowers in their hair.

please reblog this

1 hour ago on April 25th, 2014 | J | 18,297 notes
thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

1 hour ago on April 25th, 2014 | J | 86,890 notes
crowbara:

jetgreguar:

gaybabyrollins:

vuov:

Neptune taken by NASA

who THE FUCK let NASA take Neptune

release neptune

Free Neptune 2014

crowbara:

jetgreguar:

gaybabyrollins:

vuov:

Neptune taken by NASA

who THE FUCK let NASA take Neptune

release neptune

Free Neptune 2014

1 hour ago on April 25th, 2014 | J | 375,782 notes

super-who-locked-in:

*sighs for 50 years*

1 hour ago on April 25th, 2014 | J | 72,723 notes

theresnotragedyinthat:

Her sister’s like, the fuck is this all about?

1 hour ago on April 25th, 2014 | J | 1,698,265 notes